Sickness is Catching

- Name that Shakespeare!!!


So I was going to write about the really fun subject of MONEY (a post which has been marinating in my brain for literally, WEEKS). but I got distracted. By what Catherine? By RAGE that's what.

I'm being a little dramatic.

But sometimes I really can hate on females. I know I should be all pro-girl and all that jazz and usually I am, as long as they're not doing the female species harm....You know, there are some girls who just spoil the name "woman" for all of us.

I run into many interesting individuals in my time at the University and throughout Mpls and usually its not the boys, but rather the girls I meet who fascinate me the most. OK grant you, there are those certain boys that are beyond fascinating and make me want to trip them "accidentally" just for a chance to talk to them but alas....

woa.
Anyway.

Do you know what I mean? Like there are those women who just have that thing. That attitude or that style or persona or the walk...that thing about them that makes you want to be their friend or at least creep on them so you can pick up some of their tricks. That girl that you hate because she simply is that fabulous. I check out girls all day long. TRUTH COMES OUT. But seriously I do. Simply for the purpose of copying them later. And I am not ashamed in the least. I check out guys, but not nearly as shamelessly as I check out girls. I will openly creep on a girl in Coffman Union, where as with a boy, I creep from behind my computer or a book....which is in fact, more creepy huh? Oh well. I read a quote once that said "Women do not dress for men, they dress for other women." And I have to say, for me at least, that it is true 85% of the time. Men will notice that you look good, but its women that will take note of your perfectly matched shoe-belt combo and that your earrings match your eyeshadow.

Now, that being said, there are also the girls that think they are fabulous. Basically, they are the same type of girl described above accept they suck. i.e. they are bitchy, or have a bad attitude or are flat out stupid. I have the delight of running into plenty of these ladies. What is the most frustrating for me about them is that because they have the whole HottieMcHottie thing going on, they get lots of attention from our male counterparts. And then the boys don't understand why you don't like the girl.

"Come on! She's so nice!"
"Ummm Yeah. To you!"
"What do you mean? She's the sweetest"
"Yes. Because she wants ON you."


This post has really come full circle because I'm frequently the one saying "Why don't you like him? He's so nice!" just to have my male friends tell me "its because you're a girl" womp womp. Now I can understand their frustrations with my naive girl-ness....

So I think what I've discovered here is that basically, this breed of female is the same as the male "douche bag" (such a gross word. sorry, had to say it)

And they make me angry.

That's all.